When Mac is recruited to be the sidekick of a Super Hero Imaginary Friend, Bloo becomes jealous and joins forces with an Super Villain Imaginary Friend. CC Apr 28, 2006.
'Bloo's gonna do the diclaimer today.'
'Like hell I am.'
Mac And Bloo Games Free
'I know. Now say it.'
'Bite me.'
'GRRR'
'Owww! Why did you bite me?'
'Cos you asked. And I'm such a caring person that I listened.'
'Yeah, if I wanted acupuncture I would go out and GET IT.'
'DO. THE. DISCLAIMER.'
'FINE! I wouldn't want to belong to you anyway. Hmph.'
'Thank you!'
'This bitch does not own me or Mac or Terrance or Wilt or any other Foster's character. Got it ya Emo hag?'
'I'll go get my blade, and I'll use it on BOTH OF US!'
Mac's POV
Oh my God. Bloo was...human! And a hot one at that. His skin was pale, but his eyes, hair, nails and tongue were blue.
' Bloo?! What happened?'
' What, you don't like it?' Bloo started pulling Mac up the flight of stairs that led to his room. Actually, Mac was thinking the complete opposite. He thought Bloo was the hottest thing he had ever seen.
' Well, actually... I-i, er. Well, what I was gonna say was, er.. yorbyutiful. cough' Mac was so flustered he could barely make sense of the words himself.
' I knew you couldn't resist me.' Bloo winked at his creator and then pulled him into a kiss he would never forget (while walking)
' BLOO! Someone's gonna see!' Mac was torn between love and the fact he could lose the very person he was in love with.
' So, since when did you care what people think?' Bloo thought his point had been made, and kissed Mac again. But Mac pulled away once more.
' Since I learnt I could lose you.' Bloo stopped in his tracks.
' What?'
' If my mom finds out that I'm still coming here, never mind going out with you, she'll move me to England. Seriously.'
' Then how do you explain why you don't come straight home after school, and going out every Saturday and Sunday at the same time?'
'After school I said I go to 'art club' which I actually do at lunch time, so I have 'proof'. And on weekends she's never up 'cos she does night shifts.'
'What do you think she'd do if I did this...' They had reached Bloo's room by now.
'Wha...' Before the flustered teen could utter another sylable, Bloo flung the door open and pushed him onto that bed, tracing Mac's lips with that blue tongue of his. Without thinking, Mac's hands trailed down to the other boy's (well he's NOW a boy, well, a human one. Sort of. ANYWAY back to the story.) pants, and what they held...
Bloo stopped moving, and Mac cursed himself for his actions, only a second late actually realising that Bloo both of their trousers, then received a deep kiss, hands buried in his Auburn hair. They both realised soon though, that they wanted more than this. With silent agreement of their eyes, they began to peel off the remaining clothes. Next thing they knew, they were naked, in Bloo's bed grasping and groping skin and limbs. Bloo kissed and licked Mac wherever his mouth tool him, and the other teen (Yes, for God's sake! Bloo IS 13 too!) responded by biting the transformed friend's collarbone, then kissing every inch of him.
Finally, Bloo clambered on top of his lover, and shyly (OMG Blooregard Q. Kazoo is SHY!) stuttered;
'Mac, I-I er...'
'What Bloo...?' Mac said, a little preoccupied...
' I, er, love you more than I love myself you know.'
'Wow. That's immense! And you know I love you more.' They both smiled, despite the crudeness of their position.
' Mac, umm...'
'What Bloo?' Mac was getting impatient.
'I don't know what to do.' Mac laughed, then whispered in his ear. Bloo's face went a dark shade of blue (He blushes blue instead of pink). But that soon passed, and they both got what they wanted. Over and over.
' I just lived through my first wet dream...' Both of them said at the same time. And lying there, neither of them had ever felt so content. Little did they know, that someone else in the room felt quite the opposite.
Wilt POV
Wilt was lying under Bloo's bed, fixing the legs, when he heard the door open, and saw Mac and Bloos' sneakers quickly disappear onto the bed above him. He heard ksiing, moaning, fumbling and muffled talking. What do I do? He thought. Should I tell them I'm here? No, then we'll all be embarrassed. He listened to the same thing for about 10 minutes and started to think: Wait. Mac and Bloo are both male! That means they're gay! AND Bloo is an imaginary friend. So Mac is fantasexual and Bloo is Humanisexual. I can deal. Suddenly the bedsprings began to creak. Faster. And faster. And faster. Wilt felt totally helpless. Please, let this end painlessly! His plead was not answered because the two above (On the bed above him you sickos. Well, I guess I can't exactly say that...) him started screaming each others' names, and more of the mentioned earlier. Wilt remembered the hammer in his hand, and decided he would knock himself out to give the other two some privacy, and him some sanity. 3...2...1...WHACK. Wilt's last thought was that the newly discovered couple went well together.
1 hour later and he woke to the same noises, so he knocked himself out again.
30 minutes later and the tall, red and bruised friend woke again, but to the sound of silence and heavy breathing. And some soft words: '..love you forever...', '..so good...' and '...hot..rawr giggle...love...do...again...' and so on.
He waited a few minutes after they had fallen asleep, just to confirm, then quietly went to the door. He turned back for a second to see that Bloo had his arms around Mac's neck and his right leg on Mac's waist. Mac's hand was on Bloo's right leg and his free arm in Bloo's hair. Such a touching scene (NOT LIKE THAT! GOD, you guys are sick(Again, I have no right.)). They do make such a good couple, was the escaping thought of Wilt as he exited the room.
Terrance POV
Oh. My. God.
I have just seen MY OWN BROTHER, in bed with, not only a male, but an IMAGINARY ONE at that! Terrance had been sneaking back home (he ran away from his aunt's and had been with his friends) , when he decided it was time for his little brother to come home. He knew this was where Mac came, as he wasn't as stupid as their bitch of a mother. As he looked - from the tree he sat in - into the window of Bloo's room, he saw them. Mouth agape, he got out his phone and recorded. Blackmail. Even though the bully was only doing this out of spite, after the phone had recorded over an hour, he realised the growing bump in his jeans... And after putting his phone away, didn't move from his spot in that tree, but stayed there. Watching. Savouring. And something else that would shock the little children nearby if he wasn't camoflaged...
Then Terrance started to have thoughts about Mac. Ones he had thought of before but blamed on hormones. But he had never actually thought that Mac would be up for...THIS. Now the older brother had something to plan at home. Something to look forward to at home. Something that would either go incredibly right, or dreadfully wrong...
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So, did I do good? Tell me honestly, but PLEASE no flames! I'm already Emo for god's sake. R&R kindly! :D